THIS IS ANOTHER POEM – TRIGGER THIS, YO

BEST TO BE READ DURING A PARTICULARLY BAD CASE OF INDIGESTION. AFOREMENTIONED INDIGESTION IS FROM RED VELVET CUPCAKES. I ATE TOO MANY BECAUSE SHUT UP I LOVE CUPCAKES THEY DON’T TELL ME TO WATCH MY MOUTH DAMN IT THEY LOVE MY MOUTH IT’S WHERE THEY GO TO DIE A DELICIOUS AND LONG-AWAITED DEATH I AM THE CUPCAKE REAPER I KNOW THEY THINK THEY HAVE SOULS BUT THEY WILL NOT BE REMEMBERED BEH HEH HEH -burp- OH DUDE

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—WATCH OUT, I’M ABOUT TO SAY ‘TRIGGER’—

oops

—WELL I DON’T KNOW, IT MIGHT OFFEND SOMEONE—

sure

—IT RHYMES WITH ANOTHER WORD I CAN’T SAY—

I think I know the one

—THIS ‘TRIGGER WARNING’ SHIT THOUGH?!?!???!—

yeah I feel you bro

—YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW—

oh?

—I HEARD ONLY TRULY PSYCHOTIC PEOPLE BLAME EVERYONE ELSE ALL THE TIME FOR HOW THEY ARE FEELS—

sources? what’s the deal

—DUDE, FUCK OFF THIS ISN’T A GOD DAMNED ESSAY—

okay

—WELL I’M SORRY AN ARTICLE CAN WRECK YOU—

it can

—HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO READ MINDS—

uhh, uhm…

—YEAH. TRIGGER ME THIS AND RIDDLE ME THAT
I’VE BEEN RAPED AND I’VE BEEN FAT
TO EXPECT A COMPLETE STRANGER TO AUTOMATICALLY KNOW
IS IGNORANT OF THE FACT
THAT WE HAVE OUR OWN MINDS AND OWN EXPERIENCES
YES, MY PAST IS MYSTERIOUS
BUT IN THE FACE OF YOUR IGNORANCE I’M FEARLESS
AND DESPITE MY APPEARANCES
I FIND VERBAL OPPRESSION DELETERIOUS—

I’m calling Eli and his crew

—I’M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU—

damn it

—YOU’RE ONLY FANNING THE FLAMES TO TRY AND AVOID CERTAIN ISSUES
OF COURSE IF YOU KILL YOURSELF WE’RE ALL GONNA MISS YOU
I JUST WANT TO TALK IT OUT THE BEST WAY I CAN
AND NOT DISS YOU
WHAT THE FUCK
OH BAD LUCK
YOU’RE OFFENDED
I’M MISCONSTRUED
YET AGAIN—

now who’s offended?

—I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS—

we are

—BUT YOU GOT ALL DEFENSIVE—

you were being offensive

—I WAS BEING ME
SPARE ME THE BULLSHIT
WE’VE ALL BEEN THROUGH SHIT
SO LET’S JUST TRY AND READ SOME SHIT
AND BE HAPPY—

this poem is crappy

—FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER CAPSLOCK POET HAS FEELS TOO—

oh, come on, are you serious

*MUMBLES AND KICKS ROCKS*

I had to look up ‘deleterious’

—MY VOCABULARY IS NEFARIOUS—

okay, okay – it’s okay, chill

—YOU’VE TRIGGERED SOME MOTHERFUCKING FEELINGS, MAN
OR WAS IT ME—

we’ve agreed on this. blame games require no balls and everyone loses, something like that

—CAN WE AGREE TO DISAGREE—

friend, that’s fine by me.

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