Me, myself, and… uh… her.
My name’s Ilene and I like to think thoughts. And then share opinions on said thoughts.
I seem articulate, but don’t let that fool you.
What can you expect? Let me see…
- Shouts of spite & spouts of shite (thanking Mark Lamarr for that one)
- Musings on childhood nonsense
- Things that rhyme and are mine (slow-clap)
- Awkward confessional stuff
Just… things that spend time in front of my face and/or between my ears, I’d say.
I am twenty-seven according to my birth certificate, so let’s trust that.
I live in New Zealand, which I enjoy. As a country, it’s like my favourite type of person: a veritable mix of smart and silly, sensible yet surprising. According to me, at least.
I like artistic things, comedic things and literary things. And… uh… some pretty depressing things too, but that’s life and we’re all adults here and blahblahblah.
That’s a lot of things, you know.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy yourself here.